spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

Do all three in any order you like. Don’t pigeonhole yourself 😎

(via sun-kissed-fitness)

mightyhealthyquest:

I’ve been struggling a lot lately, so I made this comic to motivate myself. I hope it helps anyone else who’s in a bit of a slump like myself.

(via boomsquatthefuckdown)

So I haven’t received a reply from this guy since I texted him a photo of me in a Gandalf costume. I may have gone too hard, too soon. My friend says that if he does reply, he should be da 1. 

"   Fuck, my tea.   "
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via getting-fit-staying-fab)

We need more empathy 

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

(via self-loved)

Patience Patience PAtienc e Patience Pateicen PAitnece Paitence Patience Patience Patience PATIENCE AARTGHGHGGHGHGH

leeroyjenkz88:

This is the greatest!

(Source: dannylifts, via health-gasm)